Hey y’all.
I haven’t felt much like blogging lately but I decided tonight would be a good night to finally talk about the movie marathon I forced myself to do for the past two months. I watched every Marvel live action movie.
I don’t feel like going into a lot of detail on each individual movie so I’m just going to give general impressions.
- I think my favourite of all the Marvel movies, is a tie between Iron Man and Guardians of the Galaxy. Both movies are really strong with tone, characters, action, soundtrack, and well almost everything. I also really liked X-Men: Days of Future Past, Captain America: Winter Soldier, Blade II, the first Tobey Maguire Spider-man, and Deadpool was better than I expected.
- My least favourites would have to be Elektra, Fantastic Four 2, Ang Lee’s Hulk, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Spider-man 3, X-men Last Stand, Iron Man 2, Howard the Duck, the 1990 Captain America, and the 2015 Fantastic Four. Some of those movies legit broke my brain while I was watching them. They are just horrible.
- There are some movies that I didn’t like when I first saw them, but liked them a lot on second viewing. I’m talking mostly about the first two Blade movies and the Avengers. I think the writing in the Avengers really bugged me the first time because it’s just sooo Joss Whedon-y, but rewatching it, I really enjoyed it.
- Some movies I used to love but kinda didn’t like on second viewing are Spider-man 2, Thor: The Dark World, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Daredevil, and Captain America: The First Avenger. Spider-man 2 is way cheesier than I remembered and the others annoyed me in other ways.
In general, I noticed some trends.
- Almost all Marvel movies struggled with making an interesting villain. They rarely have motivation. They are all kind of the same personality. When they do try something unique, they often don’t give the villain enough screen time to develop it further.
- Almost all of the movies have romance aspects and it is always the weakest subplot. Bruce and Natasha’s little romance in Age of ultron might be the best they have, and that’s only because they made both of them into real characters instead of one being a hero and one just being a girl. Ooh I also really liked Ant-Man’s romance because their kiss at the end seems like they had a secret relationship going on for a while.
- I hate “the army” or “the government” plotlines in these movies. The SHIELD and the Hydra stuff is okay (or NOVA in Guardians) but like the generic army general who shows up and threatens to kill them or tries to weaponize the whatever. It is so lazy and so many of these movies have that stupid moment of the government trying really half-heartedly to thwart the hero from being a hero.
My thoughts for the future of Marvel:
- They need to start trying new things. As the movies go on, they become more and more a formula. Every story they do follows the same beats. The same rhythm. I can pretty much call what’s going to happen exactly half-way through any of the more recent Marvel movies. Ant-Man tries to be a little different but ultimately it was not enough. Guardians succeeded in being different because it was a space adventure movie and not a superhero movie, but all of the rest of them are superhero movies that follow the same basic plot and it’s getting boring.
- I really want to see more of the X-men universe. I haven’t been really crazy about most of the X-men movies, but that world with the mutants and the school and the humans hating the mutants, is sooo good and interesting. And there are so many good villains beside Magneto, they really gotta try to expand that universe a little bit. Make a New Mutants movie. Make a real Age of Apocalypse movie. Make a movie at the school that focuses on the human/mutant conflicts.
- Make Spider-man villains right. Spider-man has some of the coolest villains and they always miss the point of them and instead focus on some big grand scheme by the Osborns. Nooo do Mysterio, or Kraven the Hunter, or the Shocker, or the Black Cat! I would love a Spider-man movie that properly did Felicia Hardy.
Well, I’m getting sleepy and I’m running out of Marvel steam. I think for my nerdier friends this is a fun little marathon to try. It changed my perspective on the Marvel movies in general and also opened up my eyes and a few of the great ones that I kinda ignored or forgot about! Peace out!